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Jeff's Big 5-0

by Tom Parker
A Texas baby
Then see how he grows
Toddler, teenager
Oh, how fast it goes

A young adult
With a family to show
30's & 40's
And then, don't you know?

Hell, he's only 50!
Who is the one you can always count upon
When things are rough and the spot is tight?
Who is the doctor who is in the house
Who is the one who can make it right?
I am referring to
A man you know
Here is another clue
Well, he's my big bro'
And he was raised right by Max and Evelyn
With brothers Skip and Tom and you can bet
He learned his lessons and then he taught them
Just hear him play on that old clarinet!

And then it came time for him to settle down
Time to get married and start his own crew
And with his wife, Lyn, they raised a family
Leigh, Lindsey, Brie, Chanel, and Garrett, too!
You know I'm singing in
The treble clef
This little song that's been
For birthday boy, Jeff
And he can play squash with the best of them
And write a book, man, his talents stun
And as we wrap up half a century
I think the best is still yet to come
A birthday song
Now on Jeff's big 5-0
Happy and sappy
It's our way to show

How much we love you
So you'll know the score
And now we wish you
51 years more!
Happy birthday, Jeff!


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©2005 Tom Parker